Saw this posted on ARS.  It’d be awesome if Elton John recorded this as a tribute to the soon-to-be-gone cult.

Blue Suit laddie, Hemet baddie, Poodle on the chase
5′3, crooked smile, you’ll marry the actor man
Tom and Nicole, they were dancing on the plants.
And now hes near me, after me, tiny dancer in my base

Xenu freaks out in the street
Routin’ that raw meat
Turning back Tommy D just laughs
The RPF is not that bad

OT man he takes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, he shows new books
The cash they gives, but more they want

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with thetans near
Only you and they can hear me
When I cry, softly… slowly

Please dont hit me tiny leader
and the RFPers by the highway
Lay me down under the desk
I had a busy day today

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