Brainstorming on Enturbulation has resulted in Operation: Wish You Were Here.

There is a long-held belief amongst critics, propped up by statements by former staffers, that many missing high-ranking Scientologists are being held at Gold Base in a room derisively called “SP Hall”.

Choose a few or all of the names of those allegedly held (see the thread) and write them a note on a postcard. Something along the lines of:

Dear so-and-so:

You may not be aware of this but there are many people, like me, out in the world who are extremely concerned about you and would like to help you get out of your imprisonment to a safe and secure place.

You have a right to be happy.

Go to www.exseaorg.com or call 1-866-XSEAORG and someone will help you get out and reclaim your life.

Signed,
Anonymous

Then stamp those bad boys and shoot them off to:

(Name of Missing Person)
19625 Gilman Springs Rd
Gilman Hot Springs, CA 92583-2100

The reasons for having these notes on postcards are numerous:

1. The CoS cannot claim we’re sending them envelopes filled with substances.
2. Mail literally goes through dozens of hands, ensuring multiple fingerprints.
3. They’re open - anyone can read them. Staffers must file Knowledge Reports on what they see, which will put doubt about Davey in their minds.

It’s also a federal crime to withhold mail from its recipient. Just like Al Capone was busted for tax evasion, Davey could be caught not for his alleged abuse of staff but for dicking with the mail.

Further brainstorming can be found here.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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