Scientology has had a push to up their stats since the Anonymous uprising began. It seems the “fastest growing religion” on Earth today, with all their “8 million” members, could only muster selling 2,257 copies of Dianetics worldwide. The breakdown:

24-May-2008 11:12 PACIFIC STANDARD TIME
INTERNATIONAL TOTAL: 2,257
BRIDGE PUBLICATIONS TOTAL: 748
NEW ERA PUBLICATIONS TOTAL: 1,509

Leading the sales was the European Union with 672 sales; the UK had 235; the Western US had 170; the Eastern US had 104. Rock bottom was Canada at 18 sales nationwide, in a country of 33 million people.

The following orgs sold ZERO copies, with the ones that sting the most in bold:

• ALBUQUERQUE
• WINNIPEG
• TAMPA
• SUNDERLAND
• STOCKHOLM
• ST ETIENNE
• SEATTLE
• SAN FRANCISCO
• SAN DIEGO
• SALT LAKE CITY
• SAINT LOUIS
• SAINT HILL FDN
• SACRAMENTO
• PHILADELPHIA
• PARIS
• ORLANDO
• NUORO
• NOVARA
• NEW HAVEN
• MONZA
• MALMO
• MADRID
• LAS VEGAS
• KITCHENER
• IFAD
• HANNOVER
• GUADELAJARA
• EPPENDORF
• DUSSELDORF
• DURBAN
• DETROIT
• DENVER
• DENMARK
• DALLAS
• COLUMBUS
• CLERMONT
• CINCINNATI
• CC NASHVILLE
• CC LONDON
• CC FIRENZE
• CATANIA
• BERN
• BATTLECREEK
• BARCELONA
• ATLANTA
• ARHUS

EDIT: Pastebin link is dead, so I redirected the original link to a copy on Enturbulation.

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