Daily Source: Fac One
From the science fiction classic A History of Man, Hubbard recounts the first ever assault alien invaders made upon all of us.
FACSIMILE ONE: This incident is in everyone’s bank, either as a second facsimile or as an original. Only in the latter case should it be run. It is called “Facsimile One” because it is the first proven-up whole track incident which, when audited out of a long series of people, was found to eradicate such things as asthma, sinus trouble, chronic chills and a host of other ills. It has a verbal content in most cases. It is quite varied when found as an original—for in this case, it happened to the preclear in the last ten or twenty thousand years. It was originally laid down in this Galaxy about one million years ago.
The “Coffee-grinder” (which might be an alternative name for it)…. is a two-handled portable machine which, when turned, emits a heavy push-pull electronic wave in a series of stuttering “baps”. It is violently restimulated by what construction companies call “widow-makers”—pneumatic drills of the kind used to tear up pavements, the sound is not dissimilar. FAC ONE, not silicosis, is responsible for the mortality of workers assigned to these drills on construction projects.
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