Here’s an editorial/short story that uses Tom Cruise as a standard issue buffoon.

“I am glad you called me,” begins Mr. Cruise. “As I’ve said before, when you see a car crash, only a Scientologist can help.”

“I’m don’t know what Ballmer believes,” replies Yang, “so that explains a lot…. Hold on, Yahoo is NOT a wreck. We’re very profitable.”

“Have you ever had an audit?” asks Cruise.

“Of course. Our numbers are great,” protests Yang.

“I mean an audit from the great firm of L, Ron and Hubbard,” says Cruise.

“Who?”

It deals with a tech business crisis the C|Net News.com types exist to report on so I don’t entirely get it, but it mocks the deservedly mockable so there you go.

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